I just… love your new… look.
People often imagine how the Once-ler would look as a forest guard, so I decided to give it a try too (despite never being a big fan). Only in my version he’s a little spirit with mustache markings and beansprout-like pawsies :) - something like the Lorax’s kid step-brother. And with a name that matches his old nickname.
Oh jeeze he’s precious!
Greed tackles him, and wraps him in a tangle of arms, legs, and tentacles.
“Good morning, sunshine! Guess what time it is?”